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Due to my lack of parenting skills, my kids have become out of control. As in swearing, hitting, and fighting. Nevermind the unwillingness to help around the house, even if I drag them around by their arm and try to "make" them.

So since I'm having a hard time with this parenting stuff and obviously am clueless how to make my little darlings cooperate I'm going to apply to be on Nanny911 and Supernanny . Of course, I'll be 1 in 1,000,000 that'll be applying but I REALLY, REALLY, need the help.

I wish this parenting stuff was a little bit easier.