In my joke-of-the-day email today

Ways to Tell If You Have PMS:

Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.
The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-###-####.
Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
Inanimate objects get on your nerves.
You're counting down the days until menopause.
You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
You dump the pretzels out of the bag, and eat the salt.
While simultaneously eating a gallon of ice cream.
You cry at commercials one minute, and contemplate assault the next.


So true.